A Haiku Moment

Grandma babysat

Why do I still feel like I

Need a vacation?

Why are you crying?

Well honestly I don't care

Here, have a booby

Kai Lan is on now

It is seven fifteen now

I need a beer now

I should have cleaned up

But I'm not a fucking slave

Oh wait, I chose this

This kid is so cute

Sometimes I wonder if thats

Why I don't sell him

Duh, I was kidding

I am not selling my kid!

Yet, yet, yet, yet, yet

Got to go have sex

And get off the computer

Thank you Coors Light